I’m gonna run away from home tonight!
My house is under renovation and it is in a total mess!
The original kitchen and the toilet have been hacked to make way for the following:-
The original kitchen + 1/2 of the toilet = becoming my brother’s new room
While another 1/2 of the toilet + portion of the hallway = becoming the new kitchen.
Then the new toilet will be extended outwards.
The main reason why I must flee my house is that I think my urinary system is gonna fail soon. Now that there’s no toilet in my house, I have to borrow my neighbor’s toilet whenever there’s call of nature. I have to flex my pubococcygeus muscle real tight in the middle of the night if the urge to pee is there because it’s not convenient to disturb my neighbor.

Nope, NO doors…







